Get Well NEVER

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Select		Front		Inside
		Here's to you and to your health.		Please die soon and leave me your wealth.
		Oh my gosh, you almost died....		Next time a dash more cyanide.
		It's sad to hear that you are sick		But glad to know your still a dick.
		Roses are red violets are blue...		Too bad it's only just the flu.
		They say this bug is going around...		Almost as much as you have...
		While you are home in bed and sick		I'm in bed with your husband's dick.
		If you are sick, then such is life...		I'll be sleeping with your wife...

 

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