Thanks for nothing...

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Select		Front		Inside
		Thank you for the one night stand...		The VD you gave was really grand.
		The thing you did was such as stunt...		It goes to show you're just a cunt.
		Thank you for the time we had,		I've never had it half as bad.
		Thank you for the special gift...		To the return department, it went real swift.
		I'm glad I was a special guest.		I did your spouse my very best.
		Thanks for all you said and did,		If I come looking, you best be hid.
		You put me in an awful spot...		Tonight your sleeping on the cot.