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		You can claim that you've retired.		But the truth is that your fired!
		All the time I've worked for you...		I've kept notes, so now I'll sue...
		What you should know before I quit,		Is that you are a heap of shit.
		You been with us for a quite a while,		It's unemployment you now must file.
		Quitting here is really swell...		Working here has just been hell.
		This day has been a real trip,		So here and now is your pink slip.
		You didn't quit, or get fired...		Now it time to be retired.

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