Relationships, or lack of...

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Select		Front		Inside
		This relationship is really swell.		It reminds me of a life in hell.
		We had our fun, now here's a slap...		From what we did, you've got the clap.
		This thing we have was made to last...		To bad the expiration past
		Just because you're such a louse,		I made sure I had your spouse!
		You might think you have such a life...		If you don't stop, I'll tell your wife.
		You might think you're such a hit,		Now here's the truth, you're full of shit.
		Some folks say that you're a witch...		I know better, cause your a bitch.
		I'd like to be with you in bed...		Just bring a bag to hide your head.